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The PokerStars Battle of the Planets

Just got this email:
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The PokerStars Battle of the Planets promotion has now awarded more than $5 million in total prize money. To celebrate, we're loading the Sit & Go Leader Boards with even more cash than usual!

For the two game weeks during November 8 to 21, we're doubling the prize pools for both the Low and High Orbit Leader Boards, across all planet divisions.

The Nudist Colony (Not Poker)

The Nudist Colony

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"
The man replies "No. What do you mean?"